y Loves Porn

Comic relief hour with your friends Jeronimous and Sean Bernard! Put your hands together around that member and prepare to get fluffed!

Jer: So I was going to the pen right, to get me some of that sweetio tooth pastey right.
SB: Right.
Jer: And then this chick at the entrance to the den of evil right she’s like “let me see dem paws stud-i-o!” right.
SB: Right.
Jer: So I reach for my backpacket (backpack + backpocket to the rescue) and draw out my bait because surf’s up it seems and the tide is quickly gathering in her underloins right.
SB: Right.
Jer: Yeah so then we both dangle them for a little while, do the old rub-n-tug for the audience and ends up holding hands while she points the .65 to my face and I finally get my sweetio tooth pastey, hot, wet and slippery all the way down my throat right.
SB:………You’re so fucking gay dude.

Tales like these popping up at random times throughout foreverness on here - now it’s time for your medicine doc aka links that make your scrotum go POW!