5 Reasons Why Porn Made Sex Better
1) The mainstreaming of porn has made it so much easier to unload on the face of freaky deaky 18yo’s without getting kicked in the balls - “Honey don’t you know that cum is super nutritious!? I learned that a long time ago from Facial Abuse!”
2) Housewives have gotten their renaissance in bed since everyone (and their mom) wants to have been with at least 1 MILF (Mother I’d Like to Fuck)
3) Guys go down on chicks more because according to their inner porn script that means next up is fellatio.
4) Porn tapes can be used for convincing her that MFF threesomes are quite normal. Example:
Him: “I have more than 100 porn DVDs and on all of them there is at least one scene with two females and one guy making tender loving!”
Her: “:sigh:…ok I’ll call up my super hot girlfriend aka the blonde with killer looks and a pair of DD titties that I somehow think you’d rather put your dick in than my pussy.”
5) Sex/porn blogs feeding the masses with bullshit like “Porn is part of the sexual revolution!!!” gives you more sluts willing to let you cum in their pooper thus making sex better!

Comments
Comment by Al Sensu
November 18th, 2006
Too funny!
Comment by Tara Tainton
November 20th, 2006
Funny AND very true.
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Comment by ynuahayt
November 21st, 2006
Congratulations! You guys officially have a sense of humor! Thanks for coming out the closet
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