Feisty Super Babe To The Rescue!
Earlier today, a man named Ken was sitting in his cubicle feeling an itch in his pants but alas all of the usual wet spots had run dry. He was sick and tired of the generic American chicks and cookie-cutter scripts. Ken was on the verge of breaking down; he desperately needed something fresh to fondle his lovestick to!
Introducing Captain Smut! This wicked fella is usually big pimpin’ in the streets of urban USofA but when his sensitive pole-in-the-pants catches the ultra-sound cries of a weener in need of new material, he drops everything in his lap and immediately flies to the rescue!
Captain Smut knew just what Ken needed! He grabbed him by the ball-sack, led him to his computer and asked him to log onto yLovesPorn.com where today, Monday the 20th of November, the babe of the day is none other than feisty super euro babe Eve Angel! She did the trick for Ken and once again Captain Smut has proved his worth to dicks in need!
Chick-in-post-pic: Eve Angel
Note: Ken isn’t this guy’s real name as he was too scared to use his real name on the Interweb. That’s ok Fred, we respect your need for privacy.
Comments
Comment by Angela St. Lawrence
November 20th, 2006
Thanks for stopping by my blog, Zen Fetish. I came to check out just who in the heck you are…and am duly impressed. I sincerely wish you much success, ‘cuz people who put in the “quality” time deserve it and always have my vote.
By the way, Mr. Y, just how in the heck do you pronounce your name? (wink)
~Angela
Comment by ynuahayt
November 21st, 2006
Oh yes yes yes the Angelaphabet lady decided to comment on me blog! What to reply, what to reply!?…
Wait I’m live!? Holy cock smoking jaguar!
Hi Angela! Thanks a lot for your comment and I’m glad you dig my blog. May I save your vote though until the time I run for President?
The pronunciation of my digitally enhanced name is indeed a tough cookie to swallow. It requires quite a bit of saliva to go down easily and don’t EVER and I repeat EVER mix ynuahayt with baking soda and apply it to your genitals…the stench will be most undelightful and you’ll be bored watching porn with your limp cock, pussy or cock/pussy (covering the herma possibility).
In short: ynuahayt was a lame nickname I came up with when joining my first forum online and it’s stuck like peanut-butter to me balls ever since. I don’t even try to pronounce it myself so you can call me Voldemort…
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