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I have 3 things near and dear to my heart I wish to discuss with you today my interweb buddy.

DreamStash – Today’s hot babe gallery

First up the boring stuff – a totally hot gallery of a DreamStash chick named Zuzana sucking dick…wait that’s probably the un-boring part of this post. Anyway another Eastern Europe hottie is added to the sortiment here on yLovesPorn.com and with some very naughty naughty pictures too.

Link: DreamStash

Fun – How to seduce women

When asked how he makes females jump right into bed with him, my fellow blogger johnnybg answered with a post series called “How to seduce women” – I’ve picked out the very best “MUST REMEMBER WHEN PUSSY’S AROUND”-tips:

From the first part:
“Sixth, don’t drink or smoke joints while you are seducing. Drunken and stoned pigs are not a pretty sight for anyone, and that includes women. Better yet, dont do that never. Find your high spot in art or somewhere else.”

I found my “high spot” in scouring the streets for rotten tomatoes but my new problem is I get turned into a cow doing so.

From the second part:
“I’ll might be pointing the obvious here. If you want to meet women, you need to do just that!”

Sound advice indeed and this has been my experience too – but here’s where things get a bit flawed:

“Will this work? Well. let me tell you – try it and you’re in for a big surprise.” and then a little further down: “Till than – check out tits and asses on my site.”

Here we have the major conflict of these posts. On one hand this dude is trying to get you laid. He just gave you the Call To Action!!!11 (marketing mumbo-jumbo) but then he pulls you down from that sparkling pedestal with his offer of tits and asses RIGHT NOW.

Dude needs to sell tits and asses to attract bread to his table (just like me) and apparently you can’t have both digital and real life pussy and tits. This is something I’ll explore more in the future but for now I want to say thank you for the advice johnnybg – much appreciated!

My frickin’ name – ynuahayt

Note: I was asked what’s up with the nickname “ynuahayt” by a feisty lady in the comments section of yesterday’s post. I copied the reply here to let you all know wtf is up!

The pronunciation of my digitally enhanced name is indeed a tough cookie to swallow. It requires quite a bit of saliva to go down easily and don’t EVER and I repeat EVER mix ynuahayt with baking soda and apply it to your genitals…the stench will be most undelightful and you’ll be bored watching porn with your limp cock, pussy or cock/pussy (covering the herma possibility).

In short: ynuahayt was a lame nickname I came up with when joining my first forum online and it has stuck like peanut-butter to me balls ever since. I don’t even try to pronounce it myself so you can call me Voldemort…

Chick-in-post-pic: Zuzana from DreamStash