y Loves Porn

From the author of such fine books as “Help! My Girlfriend Won’t Let Me Go In The Backalley!” and “101 Milf Hunting”, I’m very happy to present to you an exclusive preview of his latest book: “How To Get Barely Legal Pussy”.

JD Benton, the author, tells me that he was “so enthused with sexual energy from reading my Fart Porn entry that he had to stick his cock into his Thanksgiving turkey and hump the (un)living hell out of it”. He also added that the family didn’t complain too much about the slightly weird aftertaste when the feasting went down…

Anyways, because of my ability to give Mr. JD Benton an erect cock he has decided to let my small outlet be the very first and only place on the net where excerpts from his upcoming book “How To Get Barely Legal Pussy” will be available. I’m very happy to bring you this little gold nugget from his first chapter “The Setup”:

Ok so you have your bait (the Ticket To Heaven!…aka that fake music deal document you manufactured) ready. Now it’s time to enter the hunting grounds: College campus!

Sidenote: These hunting grounds are also the very best place on the planet to find Uniformed Ladies. Yes you too can make the old fantasy of teacher sex become real with my handy guide “Ten Teacher Tricks: Sex Education Class Is In” in hand!

The basic rules are:

- If she’s wearing a cross or in some other significant way flashes signs that the great J is her pimp stay away! Only masters of coed snatching should go head to head with the Holy Dude himself!

- Pretty much every other chick on the planet today wants to be famous and get lotsa cash to start developing a shopping addiction. If the deal is great enough they’ll do anything to get there AND they got a buck-wild bush too = Perfect Game!

That’s all I can give you of this thing for now but stay tuned for the release of the book wherein Benton reveals what to say and more importantly how to say it to make some cock-happy 18yo do a sitdown on your dick!

Chick-in-post-pic: Random freckled honey from Teens For Cash