y Loves Porn

You know so-called reality porn has been hot since 2000 and apparently, its still wicked cool, since tons of new sites comes up every year. The problem is that a lot of the obvious reality porn scenarios have already been filled so now we’re out in the more alternative lane - check out my idea for a new site:

ItsRainingCum.com - Inspired by BangBus but with a twist: Every episode takes place on days where it’s raining cats and dogs (film this in England), chick on the street needs cover, chick gets picked up by reality porn crew, bukkake cumshot facial party goes down in the back of the van!

Tagline: “These sluts go from raindrops to cum showers!” (NOTE: I don’t normally call women “sluts” but EVERY reality porn site out there only has sluts, bitches, hoes, whores and skanky-ass-skeet-skeet-skeet beavers on board - sorry feminists!)

And if they really wanted to go overboard they’d of course have “I’m Singing In The Rain” playing in the background of every trailer on there. Big porn company - that’s your free 1 million dollars idea for today!