Earlier today, a man named Ken was sitting in his cubicle feeling an itch in his pants but alas all of the usual wet spots had run dry. He was sick and tired of the generic American chicks and cookie-cutter scripts. Ken was on the verge of breaking down; he desperately needed something fresh to fondle his lovestick to!
Introducing Captain Smut! This wicked fella is usually big pimpin’ in the streets of urban USofA but when his sensitive pole-in-the-pants catches the ultra-sound cries of a weener in need of new material, he drops everything in his lap and immediately flies to the rescue!
Captain Smut knew just what Ken needed! He grabbed him by the ball-sack, led him to his computer and asked him to log onto yLovesPorn.com where today, Monday the 20th of November, the babe of the day is none other than feisty super euro babe Eve Angel! She did the trick for Ken and once again Captain Smut has proved his worth to dicks in need!
Chick-in-post-pic: Eve Angel
Note: Ken isn’t this guy’s real name as he was too scared to use his real name on the Interweb. That’s ok Fred, we respect your need for privacy.