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Walla billa my frickin’ dillar (danish word means: dick) I got the most exclusive, pimped out yoyoyoyoyoyo (Current Mood: Addicted to “BLOW” by Spank Rock!) black teen chick pics for my main man/lady/tranny/owl…you!

A couple of weeks ago new Internet history was written and while this site may not have gotten a ton of mainstream press, surfers around the world has been pulling their cocks in rejoice over the arrival of the black teen chick ms. Little Coco!

Yes she is indeed the lovely beauty in that picture; a feisty little thing who’s been crazy to fuck in front of a camera since the first time she got cock apparently. Wait hold up hold up - what’s the “historic crazyness eventish” thing about this whole shebang?

Quite simply: It’s black dude. No other sassy solo teen chick only is flying a brown booty and when it comes to porn, and everything else in life, race matters. I’ll delve into that subject later but for now check out this spankalicious black cutie!

Chick-in-post-pic: Little Coco - help her get those fingers out of that snatch forcrissakes!

A: Yes my dear!

Well actually I’ve been in the “non-nudes are for pussies” camp in a long time, wondering why anyone would get turned on by barely legal teen snatches that never seems to get bared anyway?

But since I run a porn blog and make money off porn I thought I better do some proper investigation into the world of non-nude porn and unholy ice cream balls (expression - means: astonishment) yes fucking yes non-nudes can be extremely hot!

I even know now what I failed to see in the past: The Great Fantasy (TM). In the same way that men fantasize about chicks they see on the street, non-nude takes this to the next level with photos (for some reason photos, not video, actually seem to work best for me) where the chick has her attention directed towards you and strikes some very suggestive poses BUT she never reveals her breasts or her snatch to you completely.

To illustrate my ramblings I’ve brought on a set of pictures of the beautiful nubile Andi Pink. She’s posing as a maid in this one, scrubbing the floor with some very nice face down/ass’ up shots. Stare at her for a while, think of what you’d like to do to that perfect butt of hers and I think you too will find that non-nude IS porn too!

Link/Chick-in-post-pic: Andi Pink non-nude shots (with some flesh revealed at the end oh-la-la!)

I have 3 things near and dear to my heart I wish to discuss with you today my interweb buddy.

DreamStash - Today’s hot babe gallery

First up the boring stuff - a totally hot gallery of a DreamStash chick named Zuzana sucking dick…wait that’s probably the un-boring part of this post. Anyway another Eastern Europe hottie is added to the sortiment here on yLovesPorn.com and with some very naughty naughty pictures too.

Link: DreamStash

Fun - How to seduce women

When asked how he makes females jump right into bed with him, my fellow blogger johnnybg answered with a post series called “How to seduce women” - I’ve picked out the very best “MUST REMEMBER WHEN PUSSY’S AROUND”-tips:

From the first part:
“Sixth, don’t drink or smoke joints while you are seducing. Drunken and stoned pigs are not a pretty sight for anyone, and that includes women. Better yet, dont do that never. Find your high spot in art or somewhere else.”

I found my “high spot” in scouring the streets for rotten tomatoes but my new problem is I get turned into a cow doing so.

From the second part:
“I’ll might be pointing the obvious here. If you want to meet women, you need to do just that!”

Sound advice indeed and this has been my experience too - but here’s where things get a bit flawed:

“Will this work? Well. let me tell you - try it and you’re in for a big surprise.” and then a little further down: “Till than - check out tits and asses on my site.”

Here we have the major conflict of these posts. On one hand this dude is trying to get you laid. He just gave you the Call To Action!!!11 (marketing mumbo-jumbo) but then he pulls you down from that sparkling pedestal with his offer of tits and asses RIGHT NOW.

Dude needs to sell tits and asses to attract bread to his table (just like me) and apparently you can’t have both digital and real life pussy and tits. This is something I’ll explore more in the future but for now I want to say thank you for the advice johnnybg - much appreciated!

My frickin’ name - ynuahayt

Note: I was asked what’s up with the nickname “ynuahayt” by a feisty lady in the comments section of yesterday’s post. I copied the reply here to let you all know wtf is up!

The pronunciation of my digitally enhanced name is indeed a tough cookie to swallow. It requires quite a bit of saliva to go down easily and don’t EVER and I repeat EVER mix ynuahayt with baking soda and apply it to your genitals…the stench will be most undelightful and you’ll be bored watching porn with your limp cock, pussy or cock/pussy (covering the herma possibility).

In short: ynuahayt was a lame nickname I came up with when joining my first forum online and it has stuck like peanut-butter to me balls ever since. I don’t even try to pronounce it myself so you can call me Voldemort…

Chick-in-post-pic: Zuzana from DreamStash

Earlier today, a man named Ken was sitting in his cubicle feeling an itch in his pants but alas all of the usual wet spots had run dry. He was sick and tired of the generic American chicks and cookie-cutter scripts. Ken was on the verge of breaking down; he desperately needed something fresh to fondle his lovestick to!

Introducing Captain Smut! This wicked fella is usually big pimpin’ in the streets of urban USofA but when his sensitive pole-in-the-pants catches the ultra-sound cries of a weener in need of new material, he drops everything in his lap and immediately flies to the rescue!

Captain Smut knew just what Ken needed! He grabbed him by the ball-sack, led him to his computer and asked him to log onto yLovesPorn.com where today, Monday the 20th of November, the babe of the day is none other than feisty super euro babe Eve Angel! She did the trick for Ken and once again Captain Smut has proved his worth to dicks in need!

Chick-in-post-pic: Eve Angel 

Note: Ken isn’t this guy’s real name as he was too scared to use his real name on the Interweb. That’s ok Fred, we respect your need for privacy.

No other country in the world has produced such beautiful women as the European country Hungary. It must be something in the water that makes the birth of such beautiful individuals as Mya Diamond possible!

Mya Diamond is the featured girl today here on yLovesPorn.com. I’ll have at least 1 new beautiful chick for you every day of the week so check back often for new super hotties! The easiest way to stay updated is to subscribe to my RSS Feed or bookmark this blog (see right sidebar).

Now go check out Mya Diamond in a super hot gallery wherein she lures a gorgeous redhead into her private chambers for some girl on girl intimacy. Link: Mya Diamond

And now, it’s payback time! Karma is a bitch and since I wanna be on the good side of things I want to plug some sites that was nice enough to mention me over the last week - thank you guys!

• Talked to the guys at XXXMofo - they’re way cool!
• They also run BadMofo where they plugged me - Samuel Jackson!
• One of the biggest blogs around Fleshbot picked up my fart porn!

That’s it for now - but tomorrow Monday I’ll be back kicking it here. I’ll sure have a feature about REAL free porn since I just signed up for the coolest network myself and my test of it has been great - stay tuned for this secret free porn!

Chick-in-post-pic: Diva Mya Diamond + random hot girlfriend toy

Feeling comfortable? Good! You just came in at the right time for a very special treat: 3 of the Internet’s finest “solo girl site” (porn term used for sites that focuses on just 1 charming lady) chicks showing you their goods in 3 galleries made by yours truly.

They’re all 3 represented by the same webmaster, a guy named jayman, who’s one of the most honest people in porn which shows in the site he has built together with the girls: All of them radiate a confidence in what they’re doing that you won’t find in lots of other porn chicks + they value their paying members by interacting with them on a daily basis.

Without further ado I present to you the 3 Sassy Girls!

Raven Riley - The most succesful Internet solo girl site ever at least in terms of what it has achieved in a short timespan of 2 years. Old-school swinging housewives that were online in 1996 are envying this foxy chick! Link to her gallery: Raven Riley

Liz Vicious - Goth cutie who’s massive success over the last 6 months online must be from the fact that her style, site design and movies are different from all the other sloppy stuff that’s out there. Link to Liz Vicious gallery: Liz Vicious

Kat Vixen - While the other 2 sassy girls are around 20yo, Kat Vixen is a mature housewife who’s looking for new sexual kicks all the time. In the gallery she’s exposing her plumper body for you - not for everyone but goodies for connoisseurs! Link to gallery: Kat Vixen

Chick-in-post-pic: Liz Vicious

Holy smokes! I don’t think you’ll need the regular sexytime (thanks Borat! If you don’t get it see that movie asap!) once you’ve joined either of these FTV Girls sites since this is hands down some of the most exciting action you can see on the web.

FTV Girls = First Time Video Girls. In other words, amateur chicks are filmed for the very first time masturbating with sex toys, their paws and whatever else is in their reach!

There’s no hardcore (cock in pussy) porn on any of these sites; it’s all about the FTV Girls and their toys :). I’ll just break down the sites so that you’re able to make a decision based on cold, hard facts (which is kinda hard once Alison Angel gets into your head!).

FTVGirls.com - The main site that holds almost 240 different episodes (as of medio November 2006) with a new girl every week getting off for the very first time in front of a camera. Click on the link : FTV Girls : for a free preview.

AlisonAngel.com - Incredible popular FTV Girl who ended up getting her own site that now holds 70+ chapters with Alison Angel fooling around and more than 30 episodes where she invites a girlfriend on + much more! Click this link: Alison Angel : for a free preview

Lia19.com - Like Alison, Lia is a natural blonde who also gained huge popularity from her FTV Girls appearance which spawned her personal site that has almost 130 episode of Lia19 + girlfriends having fun! Here’s your link for a free preview: Lia19

My recommendation: If you feel like joining any of these sites, FTV Girls is of course the biggest one and well worth the price of $30/month considering that you can download all photos and movies + the weekly update and the amount of content already there.

However, if Amor has struck your heart with an arrow of love for either Lia19 or Alison Angel, you should definitely also consider joining those sites as the girls interact a whole lot with their members. Heck, they’ll even accept any naughty presents you feel like sending them!

If you have any questions or concerns about either site leave me a comment here or hit up the great customer support at the sites.

Chick-in-post-pic: Alison Angel