y Loves Porn

Holy smokes! This dude really knows how to handle a chick in bed.

Apparently he also haves some friends who thinks that the world’s hotties need to see what they can expect from a session in the sheets with this power house of a sex machine. Check out how this dude gets down with his inflated girlfriend: Inflated Doll Fucking

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• 12/05: Free movie clips of Internet teen hottie Jordan Capri fucking!
• 12/05: Camilla experiences the porn move known as “Lé Face dela Fukin!”
• 12/05: Care to have your dick jacked off by a master of footjobs?
• 12/05: And a new job! A combo of handjobbing and titty fucking - yum!
• 12/05: Oh you’re hungry?! Well I got the medicine - creampie’s served honey!

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Chick-in-post-pics: Cokewhore Chick who’s about to use the power of the hand

Ever heard of a small series in the adult DVD world called Girls Gone Wild?

For the uninitiated, it’s basically THE “crazy college chicks on springbreak stripping and kissing their hot girlfriends” series and while it’s all softcore, the series has gained immense popularity which I think is due to the reality factor since this isn’t staged stuff.

Because of the realness (yoyo) there has been huge controversy around the series and from several interviews + court cases I’ve read, the owner of the site and series Joe Francis seems like one of the biggest assholes in the world.

Threrefore I also thought I’d be cool if that karma bitch would come around and give him some of what these black girls serve up in this hilarious Girls Gone Wild Spoof.

Also included is a very special tape I’ve received from Baghdad…check it out to learn a bit about some of the cultural differences that currently separates us from total world peace.

Link: Girls Gone Wild Spoofs

Chick-in-post-pic: A not-so-violent black chick from GirlsGoneWild.com

I have 3 things near and dear to my heart I wish to discuss with you today my interweb buddy.

DreamStash - Today’s hot babe gallery

First up the boring stuff - a totally hot gallery of a DreamStash chick named Zuzana sucking dick…wait that’s probably the un-boring part of this post. Anyway another Eastern Europe hottie is added to the sortiment here on yLovesPorn.com and with some very naughty naughty pictures too.

Link: DreamStash

Fun - How to seduce women

When asked how he makes females jump right into bed with him, my fellow blogger johnnybg answered with a post series called “How to seduce women” - I’ve picked out the very best “MUST REMEMBER WHEN PUSSY’S AROUND”-tips:

From the first part:
“Sixth, don’t drink or smoke joints while you are seducing. Drunken and stoned pigs are not a pretty sight for anyone, and that includes women. Better yet, dont do that never. Find your high spot in art or somewhere else.”

I found my “high spot” in scouring the streets for rotten tomatoes but my new problem is I get turned into a cow doing so.

From the second part:
“I’ll might be pointing the obvious here. If you want to meet women, you need to do just that!”

Sound advice indeed and this has been my experience too - but here’s where things get a bit flawed:

“Will this work? Well. let me tell you - try it and you’re in for a big surprise.” and then a little further down: “Till than - check out tits and asses on my site.”

Here we have the major conflict of these posts. On one hand this dude is trying to get you laid. He just gave you the Call To Action!!!11 (marketing mumbo-jumbo) but then he pulls you down from that sparkling pedestal with his offer of tits and asses RIGHT NOW.

Dude needs to sell tits and asses to attract bread to his table (just like me) and apparently you can’t have both digital and real life pussy and tits. This is something I’ll explore more in the future but for now I want to say thank you for the advice johnnybg - much appreciated!

My frickin’ name - ynuahayt

Note: I was asked what’s up with the nickname “ynuahayt” by a feisty lady in the comments section of yesterday’s post. I copied the reply here to let you all know wtf is up!

The pronunciation of my digitally enhanced name is indeed a tough cookie to swallow. It requires quite a bit of saliva to go down easily and don’t EVER and I repeat EVER mix ynuahayt with baking soda and apply it to your genitals…the stench will be most undelightful and you’ll be bored watching porn with your limp cock, pussy or cock/pussy (covering the herma possibility).

In short: ynuahayt was a lame nickname I came up with when joining my first forum online and it has stuck like peanut-butter to me balls ever since. I don’t even try to pronounce it myself so you can call me Voldemort…

Chick-in-post-pic: Zuzana from DreamStash

Reality porn isn’t what it used to be in 2000 when *crazy* new sites like Bang Bus burst onto the porn scene and combined gonzo porn with *real frickin’ life*!

Nowadays pornographers still churn out new reality porn site concepts but some of them are totally not cool - check out this latest attempt at getting your money called CoedsWithColds.com.

These hot college chicks really know how to blow…a nose. And with stats like tissue per hour (TPH!) running over 100 you know you’re in for some XXX action with these chicken soup swallowing whores!!!

I’d hit that!

Link: www.CoedsWithColds.com

1) The mainstreaming of porn has made it so much easier to unload on the face of freaky deaky 18yo’s without getting kicked in the balls - “Honey don’t you know that cum is super nutritious!? I learned that a long time ago from Facial Abuse!”

2) Housewives have gotten their renaissance in bed since everyone (and their mom) wants to have been with at least 1 MILF (Mother I’d Like to Fuck)

3) Guys go down on chicks more because according to their inner porn script that means next up is fellatio.

4) Porn tapes can be used for convincing her that MFF threesomes are quite normal. Example:
Him: “I have more than 100 porn DVDs and on all of them there is at least one scene with two females and one guy making tender loving!”
Her: “:sigh:…ok I’ll call up my super hot girlfriend aka the blonde with killer looks and a pair of DD titties that I somehow think you’d rather put your dick in than my pussy.”

5) Sex/porn blogs feeding the masses with bullshit like “Porn is part of the sexual revolution!!!” gives you more sluts willing to let you cum in their pooper thus making sex better!

You know so-called reality porn has been hot since 2000 and apparently, its still wicked cool, since tons of new sites comes up every year. The problem is that a lot of the obvious reality porn scenarios have already been filled so now we’re out in the more alternative lane - check out my idea for a new site:

ItsRainingCum.com - Inspired by BangBus but with a twist: Every episode takes place on days where it’s raining cats and dogs (film this in England), chick on the street needs cover, chick gets picked up by reality porn crew, bukkake cumshot facial party goes down in the back of the van!

Tagline: “These sluts go from raindrops to cum showers!” (NOTE: I don’t normally call women “sluts” but EVERY reality porn site out there only has sluts, bitches, hoes, whores and skanky-ass-skeet-skeet-skeet beavers on board - sorry feminists!)

And if they really wanted to go overboard they’d of course have “I’m Singing In The Rain” playing in the background of every trailer on there. Big porn company - that’s your free 1 million dollars idea for today!