y Loves Porn

This is a topic that I have wanted to get off my chest for quite a while because frankly I’m sick of seeing everyone, especially sex bloggers, advertise SkinVideo.com on their blogs and sites.

Now I know that most people don’t have like budgeted “porn money” every month. According to most adult webmasters who think they have a clue about porn surfers, buying porn is mostly an impulsive act which is why porn ads and tours are very hard hitting and full of power words like “ACT NOW!”, “INSTANT ACCESS” and so on.

But like every other consumer group, there are smart people who still have some blood left for their brains that want to get the best deal they possibly can on their porn. And my oh my - SkinVideo.com is certainly a spankalicious offer!

$14.95/month for over 60.000 different videos!? That’s hot! That’s a darn good offer. That’s like…omigod the best porn deal I’ve ever seen!
But you know what? I got 2 things against SkinVideo.com:

1) They don’t produce any of the content on their site themselves.

2) They don’t pay a dime to the content production companies whose content you watch and download on the site.

Shocking? I dunno; the online porn industry doesn’t exactly have a reputation of being 100% legit what with all the cheating of their customers in the early days of the Internet (which still continues to this day - just check out my 1st. Free Porn Test).

Why haven’t SkinVideo.com been shut down? Because the content they provide on there is coming straight outta Usenet which is the old-school way of sharing files over the net and a huge grey area when it comes to the legality of the stuff on there.

Doesn’t really matter though where their content is from; just know that you’re NOT supporting the porn industry by giving your hard-earned dollars to SkinVideo.

And the funny thing is that there IS a 100% legit alternative: VideoBox.com

These guys have over 1900 ripped DVD’s which they have all bought the license to and they add new ones 5 times a day which means over a month you’re getting around 150 new DVDs!

Do the right thing - support porn sites that supports the industry. The online porn industry needs all the help it can get right now because the US Government has gone ape shit crazy on porn in general and online porn in particular.

Vote with your dollar - Go Video Box style!

Thank you for reading this and for doing the right thing.

Yours truly,
Mr. ynuahayt

I have mostly been featuring “Barely Legal Teens” in the Foxy Chicks category on here but I intend to show the full spectrum of sexy women online over the coming months.

Therefore I thought it was about time I introduced you to an English lady who’s gained huge popularity over the years her personal paysite has been online.

The esteemed Lady Sonia is the closest you get to British upper-class porn (that a fetish!?). In quite a few of her scenes she’s a domme with riding boots and her sexy boytoy being a submissive pony. In other recent episodes she’s started having real sex on camera with black males which has added an interesting twist to the site.

Her site is also very popular in CFNM circles where many guys (including me!) dream of submitting to this powerful female. Holy smokes I’d love to pleasure this lady up high and kiss that lovely slightly hairy twat of hers!

Check out the Lady Sonia muff pics and her encounter with Mr. Black High Heeled!

Link: Lady Sonia

Free Porn Site Tested:
Hardcore Slut Adventures - a part of the Allaxxxess.com network which means this is really a test of the free porn promises this network makes.

Free Porn Promise:
The tour page says that they have over 250.000+ downloadable videos and more than 200.000 pictures inside. At one place it says: “Watch Thousands Of XXX Hardcore Vids - Free Access”. Therefore I think its fair to say that the tour page gives you the promise of access to quite a few porn movies that you will be able to download - agree?

Requirements:
To give you access to this fuck fest, the site requires your email, personal info (name, address) and credit card info. The latter shouldn’t necessarely set off your alarms since they require it for age verification and I can confirm I was not charged anything when I signed up and got my access pass. So far it’s all good!

The Catch:
I started streaming some videos and even downloaded a few and it all seemed very cool and most importantly very free! The site has many upsells, ads for other premium paysites, but these are quite easy to ignore and steer clear of.

A few days after I signed up I wanted to write this review of the site and give it a stellar grade here in the Free Porn Test but then I checked my credit card account and lo and behold: I had been charged almost $40!

It turns out that the fine print (aka the terms you agree upon when signing up) had a line buried in them that says you can download all the pictures you want (which are crappy quality DVD video screenshots - w00t! - not) but you agree that when you stream a movie or download it you signup for a premium membership which costs almost $40!

The Verdict:
FAILED - Way too misleading tour page that promises movies for free.

The wicked weekly digest of online sex blogs that we like to call Sugasm has arrived again and of course I’m featured in it with my “Q: Can Non-Nude Porn Be Hot?” post. Please check out what messages your fellow sex fixated man and woman has to deliver to you!

This week’s best of the sex blogs from the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasmer participants. Want in Sugasm #57? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Same Time Next Year (http://nocloudnine.blogspot.com)
“She nodded again, grabbing the doorframe as she pushed against the finger.”

Fuck me- it’s friday. (http://dirtylittlecockslut.blogspot.com)
“I won’t pretend to be coy- because I know what I want.”

Sexual Things You Don’t Know About Me (http://www.taratainton.com)
“My own erotic inner self has been piqued these last few days by a wonderful fantasy; maybe I can help pique yours by sharing.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself
Happy Thanksgiving (http://sugarbank.com)

Editors’ Choice
Fast and Furious (http://edinerotica.blogspot.com)

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Sex News & Reviews
Lesbian Sadomasochistic Schoolgirls for PlayStation 2 (http://adelehaze.com)
Q: Can non nude porn be hot? (http://ylovesporn.com)
Remote Control Wireless Vibrating Egg Review (http://stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)

BDSM and Fetish
Happy HNT - Classroom paddling (http://darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
A Nawty Story: Kitten’s After School Special (http://anawtymouz.blogspot.com)
And One for Luck (http://www.spankingwriters.com/blog)
Working late, Part I (http://www.betweensheets.net)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
100 Things I Want To Do Before I Die (http://perverselypoly.blogspot.com)
clIMax for breakfast (http://junohenry.wordpress.com)
Home cooking, part 3 (http://erotischism.blogspot.com)
Hotel (http://slutissimo2.wordpress.com)
The Other Side of Jen (http://drtycplinva.blogspot.com)
Throbbing Cunt… OH I Need An Orgasm! (http://totalsensuality.blogspot.com)
What I did to Devil in a Blue Dress (http://dirtytalk.wordpress.com)

Sex History
Instruction And Advice For The Young Bride (http://bratmaster.co.uk)

Sexy Humor
Chicken Man (http://radicalvixen.com/blog)
Those sexy italians (http://hard-and-fast.blogspot.com)

NSFW Pics (& videos)
Alison Angel - Christmas (video) (http://hotboxbabe.thumblogger.com)
Black and White Erotic Photos by JS Hicks (http://www.ddgirlsblog.com)
Half-Nekkid and Begging to Be Asked (http://www.TarasNaughtyShop.com)
Happy Thanksgiving! (http://kitchen-girls.blogspot.com)
Shay Laren Masturbates (video) (http://myhotbox.blogspot.com)

Sex Work
PSO’s Thanksgiving (http://sabrinainstockings.com)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Craigslist Personals (II) (http://pornster.blogspot.com)
Soft Porn is Greedy (http://www.teen-porn-site.com/blog)

Sex & Politics
A National Addiction to Porn? (http://fullfrontalpolitics.com)
Sex Positive Feminism: A Statement of Beliefs (http://sexualevolution.blogspot.com)

Chick-in-post-pic: Ariel Rebel - alt porn girl and kinda damn teasing!

From the author of such fine books as “Help! My Girlfriend Won’t Let Me Go In The Backalley!” and “101 Milf Hunting”, I’m very happy to present to you an exclusive preview of his latest book: “How To Get Barely Legal Pussy”.

JD Benton, the author, tells me that he was “so enthused with sexual energy from reading my Fart Porn entry that he had to stick his cock into his Thanksgiving turkey and hump the (un)living hell out of it”. He also added that the family didn’t complain too much about the slightly weird aftertaste when the feasting went down…

Anyways, because of my ability to give Mr. JD Benton an erect cock he has decided to let my small outlet be the very first and only place on the net where excerpts from his upcoming book “How To Get Barely Legal Pussy” will be available. I’m very happy to bring you this little gold nugget from his first chapter “The Setup”:

Ok so you have your bait (the Ticket To Heaven!…aka that fake music deal document you manufactured) ready. Now it’s time to enter the hunting grounds: College campus!

Sidenote: These hunting grounds are also the very best place on the planet to find Uniformed Ladies. Yes you too can make the old fantasy of teacher sex become real with my handy guide “Ten Teacher Tricks: Sex Education Class Is In” in hand!

The basic rules are:

- If she’s wearing a cross or in some other significant way flashes signs that the great J is her pimp stay away! Only masters of coed snatching should go head to head with the Holy Dude himself!

- Pretty much every other chick on the planet today wants to be famous and get lotsa cash to start developing a shopping addiction. If the deal is great enough they’ll do anything to get there AND they got a buck-wild bush too = Perfect Game!

That’s all I can give you of this thing for now but stay tuned for the release of the book wherein Benton reveals what to say and more importantly how to say it to make some cock-happy 18yo do a sitdown on your dick!

Chick-in-post-pic: Random freckled honey from Teens For Cash

Ever heard of a small series in the adult DVD world called Girls Gone Wild?

For the uninitiated, it’s basically THE “crazy college chicks on springbreak stripping and kissing their hot girlfriends” series and while it’s all softcore, the series has gained immense popularity which I think is due to the reality factor since this isn’t staged stuff.

Because of the realness (yoyo) there has been huge controversy around the series and from several interviews + court cases I’ve read, the owner of the site and series Joe Francis seems like one of the biggest assholes in the world.

Threrefore I also thought I’d be cool if that karma bitch would come around and give him some of what these black girls serve up in this hilarious Girls Gone Wild Spoof.

Also included is a very special tape I’ve received from Baghdad…check it out to learn a bit about some of the cultural differences that currently separates us from total world peace.

Link: Girls Gone Wild Spoofs

Chick-in-post-pic: A not-so-violent black chick from GirlsGoneWild.com

Charging Energy!!! Max Power Levels!!! The OverFlowing Spirit Of Life I Feel!!! I’M READY TO RELEASE!!!

>>>>> IKU IKU BYO!!!!!!!! >>>>>

It’s Friday!…What? Oh the above - glad you asked! That’s my interpretation of the latest wicked news in sex that my second home country Japan has delighted my day with.

I just had to spread the word on this news item: More and more Japanese women are suffering from a “disease” that gives them rock-shattering orgasms 24/7 peeps!

That’s like a whole lotta orgasms in a year that, according to this article, requires next to none stimulation - a tap on the shoulder is enough to make these women gush their panties!

By the way “Iku Iku byo” isn’t really a wicked move from some ninja Anime; instead it’s a term invented by Japanese bloggers which translates to: Cum Cum Disease.

Guess it’s time to go over to CafePress.com and get those “Help! My girlfriend has the Iku Iku byo!!!” T-Shirts made.

Source: MSN News

Chick-in-post-pics: Irene Fah from 88Square

Walla billa my frickin’ dillar (danish word means: dick) I got the most exclusive, pimped out yoyoyoyoyoyo (Current Mood: Addicted to “BLOW” by Spank Rock!) black teen chick pics for my main man/lady/tranny/owl…you!

A couple of weeks ago new Internet history was written and while this site may not have gotten a ton of mainstream press, surfers around the world has been pulling their cocks in rejoice over the arrival of the black teen chick ms. Little Coco!

Yes she is indeed the lovely beauty in that picture; a feisty little thing who’s been crazy to fuck in front of a camera since the first time she got cock apparently. Wait hold up hold up - what’s the “historic crazyness eventish” thing about this whole shebang?

Quite simply: It’s black dude. No other sassy solo teen chick only is flying a brown booty and when it comes to porn, and everything else in life, race matters. I’ll delve into that subject later but for now check out this spankalicious black cutie!

Chick-in-post-pic: Little Coco - help her get those fingers out of that snatch forcrissakes!

A: Yes my dear!

Well actually I’ve been in the “non-nudes are for pussies” camp in a long time, wondering why anyone would get turned on by barely legal teen snatches that never seems to get bared anyway?

But since I run a porn blog and make money off porn I thought I better do some proper investigation into the world of non-nude porn and unholy ice cream balls (expression - means: astonishment) yes fucking yes non-nudes can be extremely hot!

I even know now what I failed to see in the past: The Great Fantasy (TM). In the same way that men fantasize about chicks they see on the street, non-nude takes this to the next level with photos (for some reason photos, not video, actually seem to work best for me) where the chick has her attention directed towards you and strikes some very suggestive poses BUT she never reveals her breasts or her snatch to you completely.

To illustrate my ramblings I’ve brought on a set of pictures of the beautiful nubile Andi Pink. She’s posing as a maid in this one, scrubbing the floor with some very nice face down/ass’ up shots. Stare at her for a while, think of what you’d like to do to that perfect butt of hers and I think you too will find that non-nude IS porn too!

Link/Chick-in-post-pic: Andi Pink non-nude shots (with some flesh revealed at the end oh-la-la!)

I have 3 things near and dear to my heart I wish to discuss with you today my interweb buddy.

DreamStash - Today’s hot babe gallery

First up the boring stuff - a totally hot gallery of a DreamStash chick named Zuzana sucking dick…wait that’s probably the un-boring part of this post. Anyway another Eastern Europe hottie is added to the sortiment here on yLovesPorn.com and with some very naughty naughty pictures too.

Link: DreamStash

Fun - How to seduce women

When asked how he makes females jump right into bed with him, my fellow blogger johnnybg answered with a post series called “How to seduce women” - I’ve picked out the very best “MUST REMEMBER WHEN PUSSY’S AROUND”-tips:

From the first part:
“Sixth, don’t drink or smoke joints while you are seducing. Drunken and stoned pigs are not a pretty sight for anyone, and that includes women. Better yet, dont do that never. Find your high spot in art or somewhere else.”

I found my “high spot” in scouring the streets for rotten tomatoes but my new problem is I get turned into a cow doing so.

From the second part:
“I’ll might be pointing the obvious here. If you want to meet women, you need to do just that!”

Sound advice indeed and this has been my experience too - but here’s where things get a bit flawed:

“Will this work? Well. let me tell you - try it and you’re in for a big surprise.” and then a little further down: “Till than - check out tits and asses on my site.”

Here we have the major conflict of these posts. On one hand this dude is trying to get you laid. He just gave you the Call To Action!!!11 (marketing mumbo-jumbo) but then he pulls you down from that sparkling pedestal with his offer of tits and asses RIGHT NOW.

Dude needs to sell tits and asses to attract bread to his table (just like me) and apparently you can’t have both digital and real life pussy and tits. This is something I’ll explore more in the future but for now I want to say thank you for the advice johnnybg - much appreciated!

My frickin’ name - ynuahayt

Note: I was asked what’s up with the nickname “ynuahayt” by a feisty lady in the comments section of yesterday’s post. I copied the reply here to let you all know wtf is up!

The pronunciation of my digitally enhanced name is indeed a tough cookie to swallow. It requires quite a bit of saliva to go down easily and don’t EVER and I repeat EVER mix ynuahayt with baking soda and apply it to your genitals…the stench will be most undelightful and you’ll be bored watching porn with your limp cock, pussy or cock/pussy (covering the herma possibility).

In short: ynuahayt was a lame nickname I came up with when joining my first forum online and it has stuck like peanut-butter to me balls ever since. I don’t even try to pronounce it myself so you can call me Voldemort…

Chick-in-post-pic: Zuzana from DreamStash