I spent the better part of yesterday chatting with Mr. BDSM and he showed me a wide spectrum of what online BDSM sites has to offer. I learned the difference between a slave and a submissive (the slave lives life in complete submission of her mistress/master while the submissive only takes on the role of the dominated person when they’re having sex) and a whole lot of other stuff which I’ll share over time with ya.
One of the sites Mr. BDSM showed me was SlaveSluts.com which is a female domination (femdom) focusing on mistresses abusing their puny slave girlfriends through various BDSM ways. Humiliation includes sucking the mistress’ strapon rubber cock, being bend over and dildio humped in the vagina, getting clamps on their nipples and many more hardcore scenarios.
Coming from regular vanilla lesbian porn sites like Lesbian Training and Lesbian Desire, Slave Sluts was certainly something different to me but definitely for the better. The girls on here looks like they enjoy themselves (at least the pain-bringing mistresses does!) and the action is way more explicit and XXX which is a huge turn-on for me. Great monkey spanking material - and here’s some free Slave Sluts for you!
Apart from a select few blogs (ok there are definitely more but those were the few my numb skull could crank out right now) most adult bloggers have no clue about how to run a blog which is a real shame because it results in a lot of crap flooding up the porn web.
I’ve seen them discuss their porn blogs on forums - with thread titles like “So Are Blogs Profitable?” you just know that the blogs these numb fucks are eventually gonna put up will be absolutely mind blowing AND something different from the other 1000’s of generic porn blogs out there…
Here’s an example: I’ve recently started to dig into BDSM porn sites since vanilla porn sites with boy/girl scenes are starting to bore me no matter what kind of “reality” this porn is trying to create around itself. I go to one of the big porn blog directories, select the BDSM category and click 3 random links - here’s what I get:
http://hogtied-girls.thumblogger.com/ - The pictures are interesting enough but so are all the free BDSM pictures in my Free BDSM Links category. The descriptions looks like something the site owners stuck in his hands and he is so obviously just pushing porn on you for you to get your credit card out and earn him some money - next!
http://fast.bestdomination.com/blog/ - See above
http://bedroom-bondage.thumblogger.com/ - See above
Dumb pornographers who’ll only lure in tools who’re new to the interweb - yep that description fits those blogs perfectly! Am I any better?
Yeah - I’m not trying to bullshit you to get your credit card out and buy some porn only to discover that the site lets you do. I only push sites that I have seen the insides of myself and verified that this is actually some good shit which you might like if you dig watching people fornicating - simple as that!
Now that I got that off my chest I think I’ll go look for some more BDSM porn and come back here with my findings - I got some contacts that could probably point me in the right direction of some truly radically different bondage sex clips. Be prepared for some wild BDSM days coming up!
Go Lame Porn Bloggers Go!
Between the porny realms of voyeur and perversion, I’m finding myself attracted to Sleep Invasion being the big pervert I am. The concept behind this site amuses me and it genuinely feels real: Amateur girls (not silicone pornstars!) are sound asleep when this pervert enters their rooms and starts fiddleling with their cookie boxes!
The stories that accompany each scene on the site are crap though. I could much rather make up my own fantasies about how I sneaked in on some chick in a dorm and had great fun with her without her ever knowing about it! 
Instead, the stories on Sleep Invasion are like “Yeah my girlfriend totally wanted me to mess with her hot twat when she fell asleep so I did; here are the pictures!” - LAME!
In my world porn does not need any words; if the pictures/movies does not speak loudly enough for
themselves I don’t want to watch it no matter what the scenario the guys behind the site paint. Sleep Invasion is a great concept so to the dude’s who’re running the site: Shut the fuck up and stop spoiling my dirty fantasy - I’ll make up my own mind about your fantastic voyeur films!
Go Public Pervert Go!
I’ve been lying to you and I’m sorry. No, I did get laid this weekend using the method outlined in the How To Get Laid At 6 AM (and it was goooood too; first bohemian fuck toy that I’ve had in a while and the jugs on this babe - sizzling!).
My lie is much worse and if you take a look at the picture I’ve included I think you can guess what’s up. Some rep from this dating site asked me if I wanted to put up these personal ads on my site and get a bit o’ cash from them and I was like sure yeah - “If They’re HOT!”
Now take a look at those dirty sluts that you can date and notice the age there. 44 years old, 50 years old and fricking 38 years old! At first I thought: Nice move buster, I fucking love boning “chicks” that looks like my mom on crack!
But then I thought again like goddamn aren’t these ladies pretty hot for sex if they’re putting up personal ads on a website? I mean they’ve been in the game (dating/fucking/etc.) for so long that they should be able to pull in guys straight off the streets. Apparently not - and YOU my friend should abuse the fuck outta them!
Dating dirty old sluts is so much easier than trying to satisfy your bitchy 21yo girlfriend who’s in this not-so-post-teenage phase of acting like a whiny bitch. These mommas mean business; they want a handsome guy who can lay some pipe all night long and YOU are sure up for the job!
Go Fuck Mature Fuck Slut Go!
PS: Check out the new text over the dating profiles 
- Oh yeah and signing up for the dating site is free, I’ve been there done that and it rocks - I’ll post my successes from there if you post yours in my comments!
I gotta admit I’ve been a whore for Japanese anime series (yeah those cartoons on TV…though the ones I’ve watched have been WAY better than p0k3mon) but the addiction has started to dwindle down over the last year. Now, it’s all about the women, the night’s out and of course the PORN!
I still get pretty damn happy though seeing a site like Acme Porn go live because if there’s one thing my craving porn brain has been missing it’s quality hentai from Japan (Hentai = Anime Porn for the uninitiated).
And Acme Porn definitely delivers just that; the site starts out with smacking 3 pair of big ass titties in your face (the girl on the right resembles a certain computer game/movie character a whole lot - Angelia Jolie gone digital and naked!) and it only gets more bizarre from there!
Yes you’ll find the infamous Japanese tentacle sex movies BUT you’ll also get something that’s truly rare even in Japan: Uncensored illegal hentai has been uploaded to the members area and these most hardcore virtual pussy pounding are some of the best hentai I’ve ever scooped up!
Give Acme Porn a go now and discover the wonderful world of fantasy fuck scenarios starring ultra cute fairies, alien women and of course TONS of tentacles penetrating every whole in the human body for the ultimate of pleasures! My penis says: I’d Hit That!
Got Tentacle? No?! Get Acme Porn Then!
Go Numb Fucked Fairy Tale Bitches Go!
I got a real quick guide for the strugglers out there who haven’t seen any bush in a while. Your chance is here and all it requires is that you don’t live in the middle of fucking don’t-go-there and if you do get outta momma’s basement and move to the big city because that’s where the *fun girls* are at.
Allright let me break it down for you - How To Get Laid At 6 AM (Note: Time may vary but you’re not gonna pull this one off in broad daylight, trust me I’ve done the research - I’ll tell you later how to get laid at other times for FREE wow!?)
1) Place yourself in the middle of some pedestrians only zone in da big city
2) Wait for some drunk ass club slut/freelovin’ indie chick/bohemian fuck toy who loves indulging herself in the world of pleasure (my favourite!)
3) Offer to walk their liquor inflated chicken heads home - 3.5) start kissing on the way home
4) BnF - Bang and Forget!
That’s it - didn’t that just feel great!? I’ll get back to those 3 fuckable archetypes of girls I mentioned above in the future but do get laid this weekend using my techniques above and report back here and tell me how much I rock.
Go Bohemian Fuckster Go!
