I went and hit up the popular Mr Chew from asian reality porn site Mr Chews Asian Beaver because if anyone would be able to teach me some tricks to get asian booty it should be Mr Chew!

Me: Ok so Mr Chew you are a self-proclaimed expert of scoring asian beaver - what are your secrets, techniques etc. for picking up hot asian pieces of ass?

Mr Chew: Konichiwa! Hai! That’s an easy one. What I usually do is I hit them with my Flying Hand of Ass Grabbing followed up with a Kiss of 1000 Don Juans. Then I lure them into my lair with Drunken Monkeys Mating Dance. And finally I can perform my Stiff Log of 1 Billion Orgasms on her and I will have captured a new loose woman’s heart that’ll keep coming back for more mind-blowing sex.

Me:…Oooook…I think we’ll just stop it here - thanks for your time Mr Chew!

So there ya have it - Mr Chews secret formula to success with the asian beavers - Train every day and you too will be able to do the Drunken Monkeys Mating Dance!

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